Sunday, June 20, 2004

Bumper Stickers

Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.



Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.



If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.



Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?



If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.



Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.



If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.



My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.



To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.



If At First You Don’t Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.



Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.



If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.



Horn Broken… Watch For Finger.



If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.



You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me



The Earth Is Full - Go Home



I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha



This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me



So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time



Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult



If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?



The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name



Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway



Illiterate? Write For Help



Honk If Anything Falls Off



He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit



I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person



You! Out Of The Gene Pool!



I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To



Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?



I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere



If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong…



Fight Crime: Shoot Back!



[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep] If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over



Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.



[At a restaurant] Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt No Charge



If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?



Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel



Boldly Going Nowhere



Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!



Heart Attacks - God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends



How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?



Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch



Saw It. Wanted It. Had A Fit. Got It!



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