Thursday, July 08, 2004

Advantage: Woman!

Why it’s better to be a Woman!



  • We got off the Titanic first.

  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

  • Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

  • We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

  • We can cry and get off speeding fines.

  • We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

  • Taxis stop for us.

  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

  • We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

  • Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

  • We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.

  • We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.

  • New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

  • It’s possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

  • We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.

  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

  • We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

  • If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

  • If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.

  • We don’t have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

  • We have the ability to dress ourselves.

  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

  • If we marry someone 20 years younger, we’re aware that we look like an idiot.

  • Our friends won’t think we’re weird if we ask whether there’s spinach in our teeth.

  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

  • We’ll never regret piercing our ears.

  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

  • We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

  • We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ak for directions.



Posted by on 07/08 at 10:08 AM
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